CAPITALISM

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

FEUDALISM

You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

FASCISM

You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

MEXICAN DEMOCRACY

You have two cows. The government takes them both and drafts you into the army.

PURE COMMUNISM

You have two cows. Your neighbours help take care of them and you share all the milk.

APPLIED COMMUNISM

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